Home  •  Site Map
Scary Gardener – The Sweet Potato Patch

Scary Gardener – The Sweet Potato Patch

Anyone who has been following me in this periodical will know that I made an attempt to grow potatoes which failed, dismally.

They were doing okay to start with but here in Brisbane it rained, and then it kept on raining until it actually flooded.

I pulled the hessian sack apart that I was growing it in so I could recycle the soil and compost and believe it or not I found one small, okay tiny little potato, so it wasn’t a complete failure. I have since put that ‘little Aussie battler’ into a small flower pot, gave it some water and now I am just waiting to see if anything happens. Well, seriously, it wasn’t big enough for a mouthful, so cooking and eating it was out of the question. 

The Sweet Potato PatchA friend then said why don't you grow a sweet potato, it's so much easier, there's not a lot of digging as such and the plant itself isn't poisonous. She then gave me one of hers which had already started to develop a stalk and leaves.

So I planted it in the patch were my lettuces gave up the ghost during the flood, gave it a bit of water and waited for it to grow. Soon enough it developed long tendrils which looked set to take over the backyard if I let it, some lovely green leaves I have since been told you can eat and pretty little white and purple flowers which look a bit like Morning Glory.

Hmm, now what, how can you tell when something is growing and when to harvest it, so I went back to my friend.

She said that the ground underneath will start to bulge, or you can have a bit of a poke around and you will feel the tuber, then you just dig it up. The longer you leave it the bigger it gets but you can dig them up when they’re small if you like. That way you don’t have to dig them all up at the same time.

Sweet Potato Tubers in the Ground

So I trotted up to my patch in my hazmat suit, just in case I found something icky while poking around and I stuck my finger in the dirt. Luckily I have an appointment for a manicure tomorrow morning. 

I may not have a green thumb but I certainly have a brown finger and that said finger found pay dirt.

Wow, pink, root, tuber things, they even look like the ones in the store. Finally something that looks kind of normal and not so small all the other vegetables in the salad laugh and poke fun at it. Finally a vegetable that can stand up for itself and I can serve to my friends without getting those funny looks and jokes about passing the magnifying glass. Eureka!

I then started to feel around for the end of it so I could take it out in one piece. Um, if anything bites me or slithers up to me I’m out of here. 

Wow, Nice Sweet Potato

The more I groped around in the dirt the bigger and twisted it seemed to get and then it felt like there was another one, my goodness. I finally decided to snip it off at the top where it’s attached to the stalk and leafy bits, loosen the dirt around it a bit and pull. I heard it make a little cracking noise but it came up, I found the little bit at the bottom snapped off in the pulling. Wow and I thought I was a bit twisted. It was even bigger than I thought. I was then able to pull up a couple more, a little smaller but still impressive.

My friend told me that you only harvest them as you need them, so I decided not to look any further and only dig around some more when I want to use them, that way they will always be very fresh.  Though by the size of the big one I better start thinking about it

Hmm, roasted sweet potato, or maybe sweet potato mash with a little cinnamon or with butter and chopped garlic, I could also make a sweet potato soup or sweet potato pie, yum.




My Sweet Potato on a dinner plateThe only trouble with stuff that grows underground is you are never quite sure when they are ready to harvest. Like things that grow above ground on trees and shrubs you can see quite clearly, they turn the right colour but things underground don’t send up a little flag that says ‘I’m ready.’ Even if you buy a plant from a store they tell you a lot about how and where to plant it but not much on when to dig it up, so to some degree I am guessing. I suppose when you have done it a few times your guesses are a little less hit and miss.

The next thing I need to look at is my ginger. It was one of the first things I planted when I put together my raised garden bed, that would be about eight months ago. The plant grew well and there seemed to be lots of stalks or fronds or whatever you call the grassy leafy things but now they seem to be dying back a bit so I don’t know if they are trying to tell me something or they are supposed to do that. They haven’t had any flowers and I’m sure I’ve seen ginger in the stores with decorative, abstract looking flowers, so maybe I’m doing something wrong.

I gave them some water as I know they are tropical and winter can be a bit cool and dry, at least for, subtropical Brisbane. I think I will need to make another trip to my local gardening centre, the source of all knowledge about gardening things, they are sure to know. So next edition I have no doubt I will be able to tell you so much more about ginger. Hmm, sweet potato and ginger, that sounds tasty.

Scary Gardener

 As we rely largely on articles submitted by our readers and advertisers and this site is designed to foster open discussion; opinions expressed do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the editors and publishers of earthlyalternatives.com or Duneen Enterprises.

Information on this Web site or in e-mails published is not intended to be a substitute for informed medical advice or care. Please check all information supplied for accuracy, safety and suitability before acting on it.

All images on this site are property of the original image licensors. Copyright for all articles on this site remains with the originator and can not be used without their written permission.

IN THIS EDITION:  ·  About Us  ·  Contact Us  ·  Privacy Policy  ·  Links
Copyright © Duneen Enterprises Capalaba, Qld
duneenenterprises@iinet.net.au